Face Eater 15 pt.1

Asura is now single

An hour ago

Death, Eibon like this

Comments:

Eibon: What happen?

Asura: my wife start to cheap on me with Black Star's rock….

Eibon: -_-…weren't they married?

Asura: oh yeah lol

Eibon: you have problems…

Arachne: marry me instead!

Asura: ew, no, your gross!


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Stein is now single

49 minutes ago

Sid, Spirit, and Medusa like this.

Comments:

Nygus: why did you divorcé Marine?

Stein: we weren't married and it wasn't working…

Sid: yesss she's free!

Nygus:

Sid: am kidding

Nygus: you better, or I swear I'll kill you again!

Stein: again?

Nygus:…. You know what I mean hehehehe

Stein: right….

Medusa: he's my bitches!

Stein:…..


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Eibon is now married to Asura

45 minutes ago

Death, Asura like this

Comments:

Kid: WHTF

Asura is now married to Death

45 minutes ago

Death, Eibon and Medusa like this

Comment:

Arachne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY NOT ME!

Asura: suck it up woman

Mosquito: don't worry, you still have me my lady!

Arachne: ew…kidding

Liz:…gross for both things!

Kid: O.o whtf


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Death is married to Asura and Eibon.

45 minutes ago

Asura, Eibon, Medusa, Patti, Tsubaki, Jackie and 999 other likes this

Comment:

Kid: WHAT THE HELL FATHER?

Patti: hehehehehehehehe XD ROLF

Tsubaki: hm I don't like this threesome a lot….

Jackie: I know but in a way it's cool. Can gods even get marry?

Death: Shut up kid

Kid: I know it'll make it symmetrical and stuff but your making Mommy mad in haven! It looks like your cheating on her!

Asura: how do you know am not your mother?

Eibon: or me?

Kid: Eibon you like a woman…Asura you're just creepy plus you were lock away!

Asura: how do you know you aren't older then how you look?

Soul: so uncool….

Kid: am pretty sure you're not and will never be my mother! Also with them! They asymmetrical well…except Asura….i still hate you!

Asura: yeah well you just married your stalker!

Kid: did not!

Asura: did too

Kid: did not!

Asura: did too

Death: Kid you just married that guy who is stalking you! And your saying what the hell to me! We need to talk!
Kid: ahhhhh am not married to him beside my stalker's stalker is marry to him so

Death: we're see…hehehehe

Kid: no you will not use Patti to hack into my account!
Death: who said anything about Patti, hehehehe

Kid: crap!

Medusa: I knew you were gay!

Death: am not gay

Medusa: yes you are and so is your son!

Death: no he's not

Medusa: yes he is! HE's married to Noah what's his face and with Excalibur!
Kid: AM NOT MARRIED TO NO ONE! Get IT IN YOUR FUCKING MINDS! GAHHHHHH WHY HIM!

Jackie: you know Kid, you won't be that bad of a wife to Noah, hehehehe

Kid: stupid yaoi fan girl!

Jackie: stupid spoil brat!

Kid: shut up, your father isn't at least married dating a number one kishen and some psycho scientist!

Stein: I thought I was the psycho one…

Kid: not really…

Death: Kid you're over reacting….

Kid: no am not! ahhhhh your just ahhhhh…your not my father anymore!
Death: mini me, am the one that made you to a almost god! I can take it away like just has I made you!

Kid: what? You made me?

Death: no duh…I did your mother which…want me to go into more details instead?

Kid: O.o no shut up I don't want to know ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Patti: hehehehe Kid screams like a sissy girl

Stein: I guess you haven't heard Bs….

Kid: I don't scream like a sissy girl!

Black Star: me neither…. No now I got to find two other person to be with me so I can surpass god!

Kid: shut up BS…Death get divorce right now!

Eibon: ouch

Death: Death the Kid, unless you want to die right now I suggest you stop bitching and do my laundry!

Kid: go die!

Death: am already am


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Stein is married to Spirit

12 minute ago

Comments:

Maka: O_o

Kami: What the hell? Your messing with us right?

Blair: so is he your new wife? When was the wedding?

Medusa: WHAT? How the hell does two straight man goes to the other team in less then an hour? I mean I understand those other three retards!

Kami: I don't know how my husband did this to us!

Stein: sorry but I had rape him before

Kami: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL US SPIRIT!

Spirit: sorry baby but you miss your chance! Beside I did told everyone about it, that he's been doing experiment on me.

Kami: why you little! Maka say something!

Stein: she can't say anything or not I'll fail her in her class bwhahahahahhahahaha

Kami: you son of a bitches! How dare you do that you my daughter! Do your husband daughter?

Stein: I just can bwhahahahaha

Marine: so we broke up just so you can be with him?

Stein: pretty much

Marine: T_T

Nygus: don't be sad Marine he wasn't wroth your time

Azuma: yeah, he's an asshole for getting the man whore of the year!

Spirit: hey!
Nygus: you know it's true

Kami: my poor Maka she most be devastate!

Spirit: no she's not! she never care for me! Beside since we got divorces I could do the hell I want!

Kami: wait till I get back Spirit!

Spirit:…am scare now!

Stein: ignore her my little boy!

Nygus: that sound so very wrong.

Stein: bwhahahahahahahahhaha


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Tsubaki upload pictures:

*Since this site won't let pictures allow please pretend there's a picture with Maka sitting on Black Star's lap with her legs wrap around him and making out with him on the couch! Thank you and have a nice day*

An hour ago

Jackie, Death like this

Comments:

Soul: WHAT THE HELL! MAKA WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND! I THOUGHT YOU'LL DIE BEFORE YOU BUT YOUR MOUTH INSIDE OF BS! BLACK STAR HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY GIRL! WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SHORT SKIRT MAKA, WHAT'S WITH THE SHIRT!

Jackie: XD I so love Soul's reaction. Can't wait to see Kid's

Kid: ew…so uncool

Soul: how can you say that and stop stealing my god damn catch phrase!

Kid:…did you saw the other pictures?

Soul: no why…

Kid: go ahead and see…

Kami: noooooo my little daughter don't turn like you father!

Spirit: yeah breakup with that Soul freak! Hehehehe….

Kami: how can you say that Spirit!

Spirit: ahhhh Maka get the hell away from him! Oh god! Maka as your father am going to kill that boy!

Kami: thank you…oh no wonder you change your mind O.o

Soul: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mother fucking Black Star! Am so going to kill you! How can you go touching Maka's ass?

Kid:….

Crona:…. Is Maka putting her hands inside his pants?

Soul:…HOLY MOTHER OF GODS! WHAT THE FUCK? TSUBAKI ARE YOU PUTTING PORN IN HERE?

Tsubaki: no…they're just making out…

Soul: TAKE IT OFF! I HATE SEEING THIS! HOW CAN MAKA DO THIS TO US!

Kid: you guys weren't together were you?

Patti: hehehehehehehehehe look at Maka's panties!

Soul: WHAT? HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT FOR HIM? THIS ISN'T COOL MAKA! THEN YOU CALL ME A SCUMBAG FOR JUST BEING WITH BLAIR WHEN SHE'S OVER ME!

Kami: what your cheating on little Maka…though she sort of cheating on you…

Liz: you all notice that Soul haven't told Maka he love her right?

Soul: LIZ! YOU WEREN'T SUPOSSE TO TELL ANYONE!

Jackie: aww I like the one that they're in each other arms sleeping….who knew that the idiot was going to have Maka XD

Soul: Jackie you're not helping!

Patti: hehehehe those maka wear does kind of bras?

Soul:….what…oh god…

Blair: nyaa Soul is faint from blood lose lol! ^w^

Patti: hehehehehe

Liz: damn it, I thought BS was going to ask Soul out instead.

Soul: what the hell Liz, do you like Yoai?

Liz: no, but when we first met, it seem that way….

Soul: that was male friendship! Not love!

Soul: ok it's man love but in a non gay thing sort of way

Liz:…if you say so…

Soul: OK BACK TO THE MAIN CONVERSTION! MAKA HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME!

Kid: you two weren't together so get over it! Beside I should be the one in pain attack!

Soul: why you? No your not having Maka either…you can have BS.

Kid: er no. I was going to write that my father is having both Kishin and Eibon as mates so tell me which is worse?

Soul: this! You don't have fucking pictures!

Maka: am sorry Soul…but Black Star is much of a bigger man then you!

Soul: WHAT! THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING! YOU ALWAYS HATE HIM…dislike him…. BUT THAT'S THE NOT THE POINT! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH ME NOT…THAT THING!

Crona:… am not going out with her

Kid: I think he meant Black Star…

Soul: I CAN'T BELIVE THIS!!! MY BEST FRIEND DID THIS TO ME! OUT OF ALL THE THINGS!

Blair: you should see Soul, his having a meltdown now…ohh that rhymes!

Patti: oh record both things!

Tsubaki: alright!

Blair: ok!

Soul:…..noooooooooooooo Maka DON'T MOAN FOR THAT ASSHOLE! I KISS BETTER THAN THAT JERK!

Kid: she seem to enjoy it a lot.

Jackie: ohh I want to kiss BS too…Soul you have to work harder if you want Maka back, she seem to like Bs more!

Patti: Go BS! Take her heart away.

Liz:….wow…just wow

Noah: Kid be mine!

Kid: hell no! ….. Wow Maka just wow…

Soul: you people are no help what so ever

Wes: poor kid brother, you been beaten by an idiot! You should had stay at home with us!

Soul: fuck off Wes! Black star If I see that fucker ever again am going to kill him! Then we'll see who Maka choose!

Kid:…this isn't ending to will

Jackie: I notice, that Soul is a jealous type of person

Soul: am not

Jackie: yes you are! Look you mostly rant about not having maka in your statues!

Soul:….well it's unfair that BS gets to have her! Doesn't he love Tsubaki?

Tsubaki: no…beside I ask someone else out…

Soul: then break up with that other person then go with BS so then Maka can go with me!

Tsubaki: no!


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